"So close and yet so far" or "Kishi is Sasunaru's biggest fangirl"- Naruto and Sasuke are in the cover. About to kiss each other passionately.
- Since when is Naruto taller than Sasuke? Is he wearing High Heels?
- I love the side text. Naruto Uzumaki and Uchiha Sasuke, the class clown and the elite. It's like Romeo and Juliet.
- Their eyes met. Sparks fly. The buttsex subtext writes itself.
- Kakashi is not distracted by the yaoi and tries to hit Sasuke.
- Sasuke blocks and goes flying.
- Kakashi praises Naruto's timing.
- Naruto has great Big Damn Heroes moments. The problem comes later, when he starts talking with the villains and coverts them with fanfic.
- Sakura: Thank you, Naruto.
- Naruto is too busy ogling Sasuke, Sakura.
- Naruto: Sasuke, Sakura-chan is part of Team 7. I know, this may shock you after the way Kishimoto has treated her in the past few chapters. But I swear she is part of the team and even a main character! Just like us!
- Sasuke: You lie. Also, I'm ex Team 7. So I don't care.
- Kakashi: Ok, do you finally realize he is Evil and Cannot be redeemed ever?
- Naruto: *totally ignores Kakashi* Sasuke, Tobidara told me the truth about Itachi.
- Sakura: Truth? What? I NEVER GET THE GODDAMN UPDATES ON THE SITUATION.
- Naruto: I totally understand why you did it.
- Everybody: WUT
- Sasuke: As I told 200 chapters ago, you don't get it because you never had anybody. So, screw you. OUTSIDEEEEEEER.
- Sakura:
Bitch, Naruto is still crushing on you even when the world is telling him to get over you!- Everybody: *ignores Sakura*
- Sakura: FML

- Sasuke: Whatever.
Did I mention I killed Danzou a couple of minutes ago?
- Kakashi: He did WHAT?
- Sakura: D:
- Sasuke:
AND IT FELT AWESOME. BEST HIGH EVER.- Kakashi:
This kid needs to get laid.- Sasuke: I'm finally cleansing the Uchiha name by killing everybody who ever associated with us!
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Yes, Sasuke, being an homicidal maniac is the perfect way to cleanse your clan's name. Sasuke wants to revive his clan by killing everybody. Not sure how that works.- Sakura: Ok, he has lost all his marbles.
- Kakashi: This is what happens when you breed hatred. Sasuke is just a victim. Sakura and Naruto don't get it yet but they will. DUN DUN.
- Naruto prepares to do something!
- ...but Kakashi cockblocks him.
- Kakashi: This is my job. And Sakura...
- Sakura: ...Yes?
- Kakashi:
Why are you not in the kitchen?- Sakura: Butbutbut
- Kakashi: This is gonna get NC-17 rating and you are too young to watch this.
- Sakura: but I want to watch hawt man on man action

- Kakashi: No buts, get out of here. Remember that poisoned kunai you were trying to use? Well, it's useless.
Sasuke's plot shield protects him from poison. And you are a girl and can't handle this.
- Sasukito gets ready to use Chidori.
- Who else thinks Sasuke will be getting a new outfit very very soon?
- Karin: BITCH, YOU WILL SO NEED A HEALER NOW BUT I'M DONE WITH YOU.
- YOU GO KARIN.
- Naruto: Are you gonna kill Sasuke?
- Kakashi: GTFO
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Naruto doesn't want Kakashi to hurt his future boyfriend. So he uses his kage bushins to molest him.- Sasuke: You left him vulnerable and I won't hesitate to pierce him with my sword!
- ...That sounded wrong.
- Kakashi: Naruto, wait!
- Sakura: Naruto! Dammit, why does he get to kick his ass? >(
- Chidori vs Rasengan! This looks familiar...
- Naruto believes they could be standing in each other's shoes. Which I doubt, Sasuke only uses Manolos.
- Kishi is big on symbolism so suddenly we have a Rasenging Sasuke and a Chidoring Naruto.
- >insert big kaboom here<
- This week we replace your mandatory flashback with some hammerspace.
- Naruto:
Sasuke, I´m pregnant.- Sasuke: Bitch, I left 3 years ago. That ain't mine.
- Naruto: *cough* When I was a kid, everybody hated me...
- Sasuke: Not this shit again...
- Naruto: and I hated them too and I wanted revenge... but then I met people like you and Iruka-sensei... and I wanted to be with you, be like you, walk with you...
- Wait, this sounds familiar.
- Naruto just stole Hinata's confession.
- Not cool, Naruto.
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Now I know why Hinata has been MIA for over a year. Naruto did talk with her after he defeated Pain... to check if he could use her speech to woo Sasuke.- I swear I thought Naruto was going to confess.