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[mono]

Τώρα ζηλεύω...Ήθελα και εγώ Ed Wood και David Lynch

[Eleni~WaIKinG oN AiR~]

Sofia Coppola
Your film will be 55% romantic, 35% comedy, 25% complex plot, and a $ 17 million budget.
With few films under her belt (The Virgin Suicides, Lost In Translation, Marie Antoinette) as a writer/director, she's already highly respected and connected -- her dad, Francis, directed all The Godfather movies and Apocolypse Now. Sofia's good at making the romantic drama that is your life with poignant sullen moments of introspection. You saw how she stylishly handled Marie Antoinette's life, no? And who didn't have at least a lump in the throat at the end of Lost In Translation? She's already won one Academy Award for her writing, now she'll be the first woman to receive one for directing -- YOUR FILM!

Μμμμ δεν μου πολύ αρέσει το αποτέλεσμα!!
Low budget!!

[yami]

Edward D. Wood, Jr.

Your film will be 51% romantic, 18% comedy, 30% complex plot, and a $ 18 million budget.
Ed Wood will get your film done waaaaay under budget, and will likely make it into a classic film of all time -- for all the wrong reasons. Let's face it, your life isn't terribly exciting to begin with, and it needs some camping up. His resume includes classics such as Plan Nine From Outer Space and Glen or Glenda? He's not afraid to tackle controversial topics, and may insist on portraying a transvestite in your film -- even if you've never seen a transvestite before. He was immortalized in the Academy Award winning Tim Burton film, Ed Wood -- go see it.

[Night Wizard Seal]

Σκότωσα ένα μπολ με δημητριακά επειδή μισώ την ζωή μου. Εκπέμπει μια ποιητικότητα

[Erisadesu]

αν δεν με βγάλει
Kevin Smith Θα σπαστώ άγρια....

Spoiler:

ευτυχώς δεν είναι ο woody allen...

Spike Lee
Your film will be 48% romantic, 50% comedy, 38% complex plot, and a $ 28 million budget.
Filmolgraphy: Do The Right Thing, She's Gotta Have It, Jungle Fever, X, She Hate Me, Bamboozled, He Got Game, Summer of Sam, etc. Complex comedy with some action scenes, yeah, Spike can handle it. If you're black/African-American, even more so. Thoughful filmmaker with a bit of an ego -- he sued Spike TV network for stealing his name (and lost, of course) -- he's been looking for that film to bring him back to the mainstream.

ένα έχω να πω...

Youtube Video

Edited by Erisadesu, 22 May 2010 - 00:44.

[LethalMike]

YOU'VE GOT TO SEE THIS.

Youtube Video

[kakashi sensei]

Roger Corman

Your film will be 49% romantic, 33% comedy, 38% complex plot, and a $ 32 million budget.

An action-complex tale about a complex character that is you. Corman was responsible for a very early Jack Nicholson film, 1963's The Terror (Francis Coppola was associate producer), filmed in three days! The actor who plays you will emote complexity like Jack ... maybe Christian Slater or Gwyneth Paltrow. Also, Roger filmed the original Little Shop of Horrors film -- which in the 1980s was the basis for a hit Broadway musical and another film. All his films were shot for mere thousands of dollars, sometimes completed within the week. Roger knows talent, and knows how to keep costs down with complex stories such as your life story. His versions of Edgar Allen Poe stories are considered classics (The Raven, The Pit and the Pendulum), and also directed Deathsport and Bloody Mama in the 1970s. Oh, yeah, man, this guy will make your film a cult classic!

[Azathoth]

σκότωσα έναν γερο επειδή είμαι sexy

[Loke]

ερωτηση: ταινια που βγηκε προσφατα η θα βγει συντομα. Στο τραιλερ δειχνει ενα κοσμο καπως σα το matrix οπου ο πρωταγωνιστης ειναι πανω σε μια μηχανη, πολυ futuristic ενα πραμα...

του ερχεται κανενος ο τιτλος με τη βοηθεια των φοβερων στοιχειων απο πανω?

[sunday]

μάλλον το tron:legacy λες.

[Ptomahawk]

σιγουρα το Tron

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1dHhktFLPs&feature=channel[/YOUTUBE]

Your result for The Director Who Films Your Life Test ...
Roger Corman

Your film will be 39% romantic, 22% comedy, 45% complex plot, and a $ 23 million budget.

An action-complex tale about a complex character that is you. Corman was responsible for a very early Jack Nicholson film, 1963's The Terror (Francis Coppola was associate producer), filmed in three days! The actor who plays you will emote complexity like Jack ... maybe Christian Slater or Gwyneth Paltrow. Also, Roger filmed the original Little Shop of Horrors film -- which in the 1980s was the basis for a hit Broadway musical and another film. All his films were shot for mere thousands of dollars, sometimes completed within the week. Roger knows talent, and knows how to keep costs down with complex stories such as your life story. His versions of Edgar Allen Poe stories are considered classics (The Raven, The Pit and the Pendulum), and also directed Deathsport and Bloody Mama in the 1970s. Oh, yeah, man, this guy will make your film a cult classic!


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[phm]

Spoiler:

Kevin Smith

Your film will be 50% romantic, 44% comedy, 28% complex plot, and a $ 21 million budget.
Kevin will take your slacker life and turn it into the cult classic it deserves to be --- like Mallrats (just kidding). If you can handle the menacing presence of Jay and Silent Bob all throughout your film, then Kevin is willing to oblige. Basically, he can take the lives of people who don't have much of a life and make it entertaining (e.g., Zack and Miri Make a Porno), so you're in good hands. Go watch your copy of Clerks, now.

[laraska]

θα φεξει , και οποιος αντεξει ...

Spoiler:

ιντερ-μπαγερν

Spoiler:

ψηφιζω μουρινιο

[sunday]

just a suggestion...
http://www.anime.gr/forums/showthread.php?t=3610&page=9

[laraska]

Your result for The Director Who Films Your Life Test ...
Roger Corman

Your film will be 43% romantic, 19% comedy, 42% complex plot, and a $ 29 million budget.
An action-complex tale about a complex character that is you. Corman was responsible for a very early Jack Nicholson film, 1963's The Terror (Francis Coppola was associate producer), filmed in three days! The actor who plays you will emote complexity like Jack ... maybe Christian Slater or Gwyneth Paltrow. Also, Roger filmed the original Little Shop of Horrors film -- which in the 1980s was the basis for a hit Broadway musical and another film. All his films were shot for mere thousands of dollars, sometimes completed within the week. Roger knows talent, and knows how to keep costs down with complex stories such as your life story. His versions of Edgar Allen Poe stories are considered classics (The Raven, The Pit and the Pendulum), and also directed Deathsport and Bloody Mama in the 1970s. Oh, yeah, man, this guy will make your film a cult