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[didimakia]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PLtrP9QYAg&feature=player_embedded[/media]

Δεν μπορω να το δω... :/

Edit: Oh God! http://troktiko.blogspot.com/2010/05/wipeout_21.html

[mono]

Παντρεύτηκα ένα προφυλακτικό επειδή έτσι μου είπαν να κάνω

This is fun

[spartankid]

Πήδηξα έναν γύφτο επειδή έχω θεϊκούς κοιλιακούς.

[d.neko-angel]

παντρεύτηκα ένα βαποράκι επειδή την είπια



lol

[Lucy Heartfilia]

Ασχετο: Μολις είδα το The Prince of Persia, πολυ τελειο!!!

[Glaurung]

Αφόδευσα μια φουσκωτή κούκλα επειδή είμαι sexy !

[Anelis]

The Director Who Films Your Life Test

Spoiler:

Your result for The Director Who Films Your Life Test ...
Kevin Smith

Your film will be 51% romantic, 44% comedy, 29% complex plot, and a $ 27 million budget.

Kevin will take your slacker life and turn it into the cult classic it deserves to be --- like Mallrats (just kidding). If you can handle the menacing presence of Jay and Silent Bob all throughout your film, then Kevin is willing to oblige. Basically, he can take the lives of people who don't have much of a life and make it entertaining (e.g., Zack and Miri Make a Porno), so you're in good hands. Go watch your copy of Clerks, now.

ohoho για κάποιο λόγο ήμουν σίγουρη ότι αυτό θα μου έβγαζε

[mono]

Ωραίο τεστάκι...Και πάντα αναρωτιόμουν

Spoiler:

Your result for The Director Who Films Your Life Test ...
Woody Allen

Your film will be 58% romantic, 37% comedy, 34% complex plot, and a $ 25 million budget.

Be prepared to have your life story shot entirely in New York City -- though lately Woody's been loving shooting in London. Also, your music soundtrack is all jazz from before 1949. Filmography: Annie Hall, Manhattan, Stardust Memories, Everyone Says I Love You, Match Point, Scoop, etc. Woody has released one film per year consistently for the past 35 years. For the past 15 years he's been trying to make films like his older, funnier ones, just like characters in his Stardust Memories film suggest throughout. Scarlett Johansson will star.

Καλή φάση αν και θα προτιμούσα κάποιον πιο παρανοϊκό XD

[didimakia]

Spoiler:

Kevin Smith

Your film will be 50% romantic, 47% comedy, 33% complex plot, and a $ 29 million budget.

Kevin will take your slacker life and turn it into the cult classic it deserves to be --- like Mallrats (just kidding). If you can handle the menacing presence of Jay and Silent Bob all throughout your film, then Kevin is willing to oblige. Basically, he can take the lives of people who don't have much of a life and make it entertaining (e.g., Zack and Miri Make a Porno), so you're in good hands. Go watch your copy of Clerks, now.

Καποιες ερωτησεις ηταν ωραιες παντως...

[Botsun]

Spoiler:

Sofia Coppola
Your film will be 54% romantic, 36% comedy, 37% complex plot, and a $ 23 million budget.
With few films under her belt (The Virgin Suicides, Lost In Translation, Marie Antoinette) as a writer/director, she's already highly respected and connected -- her dad, Francis, directed all The Godfather movies and Apocolypse Now. Sofia's good at making the romantic drama that is your life with poignant sullen moments of introspection. You saw how she stylishly handled Marie Antoinette's life, no? And who didn't have at least a lump in the throat at the end of Lost In Translation? She's already won one Academy Award for her writing, now she'll be the first woman to receive one for directing -- YOUR FILM!

[Glaurung]

Spoiler:

Kevin Smith

Your film will be 49% romantic, 37% comedy, 34% complex plot, and a $ 21 million budget.


Kevin will take your slacker life and turn it into the cult classic it deserves to be --- like Mallrats (just kidding). If you can handle the menacing presence of Jay and Silent Bob all throughout your film, then Kevin is willing to oblige. Basically, he can take the lives of people who don't have much of a life and make it entertaining (e.g., Zack and Miri Make a Porno), so you're in good hands. Go watch your copy of Clerks, now.

Εγώ έχω το χαμηλότερο budget

[zade]

Μαχαιρωσα έναν πορνοστάρ επειδή έχω θεϊκούς κοιλιακούς.


Also our result for The Director Who Films Your Life Test ... David Lynch

Your film will be 38% romantic, 41% comedy, 51% complex plot, and a $ 36 million budget.

We apologize now. Future generations will view your life story by David Lynch and not know what the hell just happened. A lot of events occur around you, but you seem to be involved in all the wrong ways. Even you probably think your life is WEIRD. And if not you, everyone else thnks so and tries to tell you but you won't listen. In your movie: Why does that bald lady insist on sitting on that basketball she carries inside that milk crate? Robert Blake will play your grandfather, and Kyle MacLachlan will play your dad. Go rent Wild at Heart, Lost Highway, Mulholland Dr., and INLAND EMPIRE.


Dammit είναι όλα αλήθεια! Ποτέ δεν θα αμφισβητήσω το internet ξανα.

Edited by zade, 22 May 2010 - 00:10.

[croco~boy]

Spoiler:

Kevin Smith

Your film will be 50% romantic, 47% comedy, 23% complex plot, and a $ 29 million budget.

Kevin will take your slacker life and turn it into the cult classic it deserves to be --- like Mallrats (just kidding). If you can handle the menacing presence of Jay and Silent Bob all throughout your film, then Kevin is willing to oblige. Basically, he can take the lives of people who don't have much of a life and make it entertaining (e.g., Zack and Miri Make a Porno), so you're in good hands. Go watch your copy of Clerks, now.

Μερικες ερωτησεις ηταν εντελως κουλες!

[sunday]

Edward D. Wood, Jr.
Your film will be 45% romantic, 27% comedy, 31% complex plot, and a $ 19 million budget.
Ed Wood will get your film done waaaaay under budget, and will likely make it into a classic film of all time -- for all the wrong reasons. Let's face it, your life isn't terribly exciting to begin with, and it needs some camping up. His resume includes classics such as Plan Nine From Outer Space and Glen or Glenda? He's not afraid to tackle controversial topics, and may insist on portraying a transvestite in your film -- even if you've never seen a transvestite before. He was immortalized in the Academy Award winning Tim Burton film, Ed Wood -- go see it.

ni~ce

[Jiraiya]

Your result for The Director Who Films Your Life Test ...
Sofia Coppola

Your film will be 58% romantic, 28% comedy, 22% complex plot, and a $ 17 million budget.

With few films under her belt (The Virgin Suicides, Lost In Translation, Marie Antoinette) as a writer/director, she's already highly respected and connected -- her dad, Francis, directed all The Godfather movies and Apocolypse Now. Sofia's good at making the romantic drama that is your life with poignant sullen moments of introspection. You saw how she stylishly handled Marie Antoinette's life, no? And who didn't have at least a lump in the throat at the end of Lost In Translation? She's already won one Academy Award for her writing, now she'll be the first woman to receive one for directing -- YOUR FILM!