Naruto and his gang are strolling through a forest. Naruto pretends he has to pee and walks away behind some bushes. There, he takes a syringe full of ramen soup and injects himself.
   
  Naruto: Aaaah, yeah, that’s what I’m talking about baby, date-by-yo!
   
  All of a sudden, a ninja appears in front of him.
   
  Bob: Hello, I am Bob the evil ninja. I was sent by some filler villains to kill you. So, like the stealthy ninja I am, I appear in front of you and tell you what I plan to do.
  Naruto: Heck, this makes no sense… You are a renegade ninja from the Mud village, aren’t you, date-by-yo?
  Bod: Wow, how did found out my secret village?
  Naruto: Well, it’s there on your head guard, duh! Secret village my butt! … Hey guys, give me some help with this one, date-by-yo!
  Shikamaru: Nah, too much of a burden; will pass.
  Choji: I am busy practicing my only feature. Eating endlessly. 
  Kiba: I still haven’t marked every bush as my territory.
  Shino: I am still writing my sue speech for that Mushishi dude.
  Hinata: Don’t worry Naruto; I will help you… By the way, I love you.
  Naruto: What? Where the hell did that come from, date-by-yo?
  Hinata: I love you so much that I stalk you since you were born. And I steal your unclean underwear and do nasty things with them.
  Naruto: Eeek! In that case, DON’T help me. I am in love with Sakura, anyway. Can’t help but loving her for ignoring me and yelling at me and hitting me all the time, date-by-yo.
  Sakura: Shut up you ramen junkie! I don’t love you already! I am in love with Sasuke for ignoring me all the time and making me feel like shit.
   
  In the meantime, in Orochimaru’s lair, Sasuke sneezes.
   
  Sasuke: Achoo! Snif! Is someone thinking about me?
   
  Suddenly, a snake crawls up his ass.
   
  Sasuke: Wow, Orochimaru, easy on the yaoi training! I am emo enough; I don’t need a boost!
  Kabuto: Oh great master, honor me with your snake! I want too!
   
  Back in the forest…
   
  Bob: Oh, don’t mind me; I’ll just stand here doing nothing until you guys finish talking nonsense. I am only here to kill you.
  Naruto: Say, why do you want to kill me anyway, date-by-yo? 
  Bob: Oh, I had a very sad past, you see.
  Naruto: No shit; everyone has a sad past in this series, date-by-yo.
  Bob: Let me tell you all about it.
  Naruto: Err, I don’t really care, date-by-yo.
  Bob: It all began about 30 years ago…
  Naruto: Oh, shit, another flashback, date-by-yo!
   
  Three episodes later…
   
  Bob: …and then they killed my puppy!
  Naruto: My God, even the puppy? No wander you are so evil, date-by-yo.
  Bob: So you see, I must kill you and avenge all my beloved… and especially my puppy!
  Naruto: Well, now that you told us your past in a forced monologue, I believe it is time for you to get your final character development, date-by-yo.
  Bob: What is that?
  Naruto: You know, becoming a stunt or dying, date-by-yo.
   
  Gaara and Tenten are listening to them from the top of a tree.
   
  Gaara: Crap, no wonder I have no purpose in this series anymore!
  Tenten: At least, you once HAD a purpose.
   
  Bob: And now I will kill you with a power you have no chance against it!
  Naruto: Oh, come on, what kind of jutsu can be so powerful, date-by-yo?
  Bob: Not jutsu. A machine gun!
   
  Bob takes out a machinegun and throws an array of bullets towards Naruto, who is shot in less than half a second and drops to the ground.
   
  Bob: Jeez, this was so easy. I wonder why the hell there are still ninjas using silly gestures when any nobody can simply use a freaking anachronistic gun and beat anyone he wants.
   
  Naruto’s body goes poof. He appears behind a tree.
   
  Naruto: Haha! You were tricked by my shadow clone. Ain’t I smart or what, date-by-yo?
  Bob: Oh, please, don’t try convincing me there is actually battle strategy in this series. You guys just make things appear and disappear out of nowhere and dub it tactics.
  Naruto: Sakura, quick! Distract him so I can attack from the rear, date-by-yo.
  Sakura: How?
  Naruto: Just do the thing you are best at, date-by-yo.
  Sakura: You mean… stand idle and try not to get in the way again?
  Naruto: Damn, I forgot that. Just walk away and try not to trip on every rock you come across. How will I distract him now, date-by-yo?
  Guy: Don’t worry lad. I will save you with my awesome looks!
  Lee: Me too, by mimicking my teacher and losing any hint of originality.
   
  They both assume weird Super Sentai poses, while wearing tight spandex.
   
  Lee: Teacher, are we ever going to lose our virginity if we keep acting so lame?
  Guy: Shut up and act like a Power Ranger.
  Naruto: This is such a disturbing image, it confuses even me! I need something less sick, date-by-yo.
  Tsunade: How about my boobs?
  Naruto: No! I am a shonen lead! It is also disturbing for a wuss like me, date-by-yo!
   
   
  A huge smokescreen comes out of Shikamaru and covers the entire area.
   
  Naruto: Nice jutsu Shikamaru! Now I can move, date-by-yo.
  Shikamaru: What jutsu? I’m just smoking.
  Bob: Hey, it’s illegal to smoke in public areas!
  Shikamaru: So is cloning yourself. Yet, I don’t see anyone complaining about that.
  Naruto: And now that I have an opening, it’s time to go Super Ninja-jin, date-by-yo!
   
  Naruto enters a phone booth and comes out in sage mode. The story pauses, so we can have a long recap of what has happened in the previous episodes. Half an episode is wasted…
   
  Naruto: And now I will defeat you, date-by-yo!
   
  But no, the story freezes and we have a filler scene. Sasuke is cutting his wrists in some corner, while Sai is dressed as a cheer leader and gives his fan club more fanatic fangirls. Then, Sakura appears in front of him.
   
  Sakura: Oh, Sasuke, I love you; take me!
  Sasuke: No way “Suckura”! 
  Sakura: Sexy-no-jutsu!
   
  Sakura turns into a naked boy.
   
  Sakura: How about now?
  Sasuke: Now that’s what much better!
   
  And the two of them have a very personal moment… But only in “behind” fashion… Back in the battle…
   
  Naruto: As I said, now I will defeat you, date-by-yo!
  Bob: Wait, first let me have a flashback of how my encounter with you changed me over the course of this filler arc.
  Naruto: For the love of God, not another delay, date-by-yo!!!!
   
  After three more episodes of flashbacks…
   
  Naruto: That’s it! I’ve had it! Fifty episodes and not even one punch! Even Dragonball Z does a better job! Time to use Nine-tails and do some damage, date-by-yo! 
  Bob: You mean that terrible power that is killing you yet saves your ass all the time and makes you look cool?
  Natuto: Yes, that power, date-by-yo.
   
  One episode later, Bob lies wasted on the floor and Naruto is immediately healed by the very Nine-tails that is supposed to be killing him. 
   
  Naruto: Well, duh, was there any doubt I would lose? I am the freaking protagonist, date-by-yo! 
  Bob: Yes, now that you beat the crap out of me I see that you were right. I want to be your friend! I want to help you! I want to understand each other! I want world peace! I will resurrect anyone I killed and sing happy songs around the camp fire!
  Naruto: Oh boy, there goes the last serious hint this series had, date-by-yo!
  Bob: What do you mean? Am I supposed to believe that there are actually people who don’t like how happy things turn out to be in this story all the time?
  Naruto: Believe it!