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[Aeria_Gloris]

Hey there Aeria_Gloris, διαβασε το παρακατω ποστ μου (που βρισκετε πιο πανω φυσικα) γιατι δεν προκειτε για ταινια Welcome back btw:drink:

arigato:D

κατι η ωρα,κατι το οτι δεν βγαινει η ρημαδα η υλη στα δικτυα..ε δε θελει και πολυ..

[Monad]

Οther than that απορώ με την όρεξή σου να δεις την ταινία 3 φορές πιου πιου chan. Την επόμενη ταινία με τον Kakashi δεν θα μπω καν στον κόπο να την δω. Ξέρω εκ των προτέρων ότι δεν πρόκειται να πέσει δουλειά στην ιστορία, λες και είναι κάτι το τόσο τραγικά δύσκολο να βγάλουν ένα σενάριο της προκοπής, αρκετά κοντά στο πνεύμα του mangaka και χωρίς να εχει τα τεράστια κενά, αντιφάσεις ,και Plotholes. Δεν ζητάω να δω το Sky Crawlers γυρισμένο σε Ninja όρους μια ταινία που να μην την περάσω facepalming (and waiting for a lap dance from Sasuke) ζητάω.

Ακριβώς ότι σκέφτηκα και βλέποντας την ταινία. Πραγματικά, ίσως πρέπει να κάνουμε αίτηση για σεναριογράφοι.

[roriconfan]

Naruto fan frikion in English (δικό μου)

Spoiler:

Naruto and his gang are strolling through a forest. Naruto pretends he has to pee and walks away behind some bushes. There, he takes a syringe full of ramen soup and injects himself.



Naruto: Aaaah, yeah, that’s what I’m talking about baby, date-by-yo!



All of a sudden, a ninja appears in front of him.



Bob: Hello, I am Bob the evil ninja. I was sent by some filler villains to kill you. So, like the stealthy ninja I am, I appear in front of you and tell you what I plan to do.

Naruto: Heck, this makes no sense… You are a renegade ninja from the Mud village, aren’t you, date-by-yo?

Bod: Wow, how did found out my secret village?

Naruto: Well, it’s there on your head guard, duh! Secret village my butt! … Hey guys, give me some help with this one, date-by-yo!

Shikamaru: Nah, too much of a burden; will pass.

Choji: I am busy practicing my only feature. Eating endlessly.

Kiba: I still haven’t marked every bush as my territory.

Shino: I am still writing my sue speech for that Mushishi dude.

Hinata: Don’t worry Naruto; I will help you… By the way, I love you.

Naruto: What? Where the hell did that come from, date-by-yo?

Hinata: I love you so much that I stalk you since you were born. And I steal your unclean underwear and do nasty things with them.

Naruto: Eeek! In that case, DON’T help me. I am in love with Sakura, anyway. Can’t help but loving her for ignoring me and yelling at me and hitting me all the time, date-by-yo.

Sakura: Shut up you ramen junkie! I don’t love you already! I am in love with Sasuke for ignoring me all the time and making me feel like shit.



In the meantime, in Orochimaru’s lair, Sasuke sneezes.



Sasuke: Achoo! Snif! Is someone thinking about me?



Suddenly, a snake crawls up his ass.



Sasuke: Wow, Orochimaru, easy on the yaoi training! I am emo enough; I don’t need a boost!

Kabuto: Oh great master, honor me with your snake! I want too!



Back in the forest…



Bob: Oh, don’t mind me; I’ll just stand here doing nothing until you guys finish talking nonsense. I am only here to kill you.

Naruto: Say, why do you want to kill me anyway, date-by-yo?

Bob: Oh, I had a very sad past, you see.

Naruto: No shit; everyone has a sad past in this series, date-by-yo.

Bob: Let me tell you all about it.

Naruto: Err, I don’t really care, date-by-yo.

Bob: It all began about 30 years ago…

Naruto: Oh, shit, another flashback, date-by-yo!



Three episodes later…



Bob: …and then they killed my puppy!

Naruto: My God, even the puppy? No wander you are so evil, date-by-yo.

Bob: So you see, I must kill you and avenge all my beloved… and especially my puppy!

Naruto: Well, now that you told us your past in a forced monologue, I believe it is time for you to get your final character development, date-by-yo.

Bob: What is that?

Naruto: You know, becoming a stunt or dying, date-by-yo.



Gaara and Tenten are listening to them from the top of a tree.



Gaara: Crap, no wonder I have no purpose in this series anymore!

Tenten: At least, you once HAD a purpose.



Bob: And now I will kill you with a power you have no chance against it!

Naruto: Oh, come on, what kind of jutsu can be so powerful, date-by-yo?

Bob: Not jutsu. A machine gun!



Bob takes out a machinegun and throws an array of bullets towards Naruto, who is shot in less than half a second and drops to the ground.



Bob: Jeez, this was so easy. I wonder why the hell there are still ninjas using silly gestures when any nobody can simply use a freaking anachronistic gun and beat anyone he wants.



Naruto’s body goes poof. He appears behind a tree.



Naruto: Haha! You were tricked by my shadow clone. Ain’t I smart or what, date-by-yo?

Bob: Oh, please, don’t try convincing me there is actually battle strategy in this series. You guys just make things appear and disappear out of nowhere and dub it tactics.

Naruto: Sakura, quick! Distract him so I can attack from the rear, date-by-yo.

Sakura: How?

Naruto: Just do the thing you are best at, date-by-yo.

Sakura: You mean… stand idle and try not to get in the way again?

Naruto: Damn, I forgot that. Just walk away and try not to trip on every rock you come across. How will I distract him now, date-by-yo?

Guy: Don’t worry lad. I will save you with my awesome looks!

Lee: Me too, by mimicking my teacher and losing any hint of originality.



They both assume weird Super Sentai poses, while wearing tight spandex.



Lee: Teacher, are we ever going to lose our virginity if we keep acting so lame?

Guy: Shut up and act like a Power Ranger.

Naruto: This is such a disturbing image, it confuses even me! I need something less sick, date-by-yo.

Tsunade: How about my boobs?

Naruto: No! I am a shonen lead! It is also disturbing for a wuss like me, date-by-yo!





A huge smokescreen comes out of Shikamaru and covers the entire area.



Naruto: Nice jutsu Shikamaru! Now I can move, date-by-yo.

Shikamaru: What jutsu? I’m just smoking.

Bob: Hey, it’s illegal to smoke in public areas!

Shikamaru: So is cloning yourself. Yet, I don’t see anyone complaining about that.

Naruto: And now that I have an opening, it’s time to go Super Ninja-jin, date-by-yo!



Naruto enters a phone booth and comes out in sage mode. The story pauses, so we can have a long recap of what has happened in the previous episodes. Half an episode is wasted…



Naruto: And now I will defeat you, date-by-yo!



But no, the story freezes and we have a filler scene. Sasuke is cutting his wrists in some corner, while Sai is dressed as a cheer leader and gives his fan club more fanatic fangirls. Then, Sakura appears in front of him.



Sakura: Oh, Sasuke, I love you; take me!

Sasuke: No way “Suckura”!

Sakura: Sexy-no-jutsu!



Sakura turns into a naked boy.



Sakura: How about now?

Sasuke: Now that’s what much better!



And the two of them have a very personal moment… But only in “behind” fashion… Back in the battle…



Naruto: As I said, now I will defeat you, date-by-yo!

Bob: Wait, first let me have a flashback of how my encounter with you changed me over the course of this filler arc.

Naruto: For the love of God, not another delay, date-by-yo!!!!



After three more episodes of flashbacks…



Naruto: That’s it! I’ve had it! Fifty episodes and not even one punch! Even Dragonball Z does a better job! Time to use Nine-tails and do some damage, date-by-yo!

Bob: You mean that terrible power that is killing you yet saves your ass all the time and makes you look cool?

Natuto: Yes, that power, date-by-yo.



One episode later, Bob lies wasted on the floor and Naruto is immediately healed by the very Nine-tails that is supposed to be killing him.



Naruto: Well, duh, was there any doubt I would lose? I am the freaking protagonist, date-by-yo!

Bob: Yes, now that you beat the crap out of me I see that you were right. I want to be your friend! I want to help you! I want to understand each other! I want world peace! I will resurrect anyone I killed and sing happy songs around the camp fire!

Naruto: Oh boy, there goes the last serious hint this series had, date-by-yo!

Bob: What do you mean? Am I supposed to believe that there are actually people who don’t like how happy things turn out to be in this story all the time?

Naruto: Believe it!

[Tea-chan]

Να ρωτήσω τους πιο ενημερωμένους...

Βγήκε μήπως καινούριο artbook από τον Kishimoto, τώρα τελευταία; Επειδή έχω πετύχει ΤΟ artwork! Ειδικά για τα τελευταία saga του manga.

Όπως και νά'χει, θα τα δείτε σύντομα στο ανάλογο thread για τις εικόνες...

[Seraphimon-T.K.]

Να ρωτήσω τους πιο ενημερωμένους...

Βγήκε μήπως καινούριο artbook από τον Kishimoto, τώρα τελευταία; Επειδή έχω πετύχει ΤΟ artwork! Ειδικά για τα τελευταία saga του manga.

Όπως και νά'χει, θα τα δείτε σύντομα στο ανάλογο thread για τις εικόνες...

Ναι, κυκλοφορησε πριν 2 μερες στην ιαπωνια. Περιεχει επισης ολα τα Jinchuuriki μαζι με τα Bijuu

Edited by Seraphimon-T.K., 09 July 2009 - 00:56.

[roriconfan]

Spoiler: naruto shippuuden episode 114/ chapter 168

Ντρόπαρα το μάνγκα σαν διάβασα το τέλος της μάχης με τον Πέην. Άντε γεια, σε 5χρονα απευθύνεται πλέον.

Edited by iristella, 09 July 2009 - 08:37.
spoiler tag inserted

[Gilmaru]

Spoiler: naruto shippuuden episode 114/ chapter 168

Ντρόπαρα το μάνγκα σαν διάβασα το τέλος της μάχης με τον Πέην. Άντε γεια, σε 5χρονα απευθύνεται πλέον.

Spoiler:

Είμαι ένα περήφανο πεντάχρονο

[GkLoc]

Spoiler: naruto shippuuden episode 114/ chapter 168

Ντρόπαρα το μάνγκα σαν διάβασα το τέλος της μάχης με τον Πέην. Άντε γεια, σε 5χρονα απευθύνεται πλέον.

Spoiler:

+ Over 9.000!

Πιο μεγαλη ξενερα δεν εχω φαει πουθενα...

[Seraphimon-T.K.]

Thank GOD! Η αληθεια ειναι οτι με το Naruto δεν μπορεις να κανεις καλους "μαραθώνιους" *γουϊνκ-γουϊνκ*... Better luck next time, try One Piss or Lucky star...or bleach στο τσακιρ κεφι...

[Tea-chan]

Ντρόπαρες το manga; Μπα, στεναχώρια...

Spoiler:

ΔΕΝ.

[D.Dragon]

"One Piss" & Μπλίτς εντάξει δεν θα μπω στη διαδικασία να κάνω καμιά σύγκριση γιατί τα έχουμε ξαναπεί δεν έχω χρόνο να ασχολούμαι με άτομα που βάζουν "παρωπίδες" . Τώρα για το dropparisma, θα πώ πως είναι κρίμα γιατί πάντα μου αρέσει να ακούω την αρνητική κριτική και να διαφωνώ (συνήθως) ή να συμφωνώ σε κάποια σημεία...

[iristella]

Stay on topic and dont flame people. Το να πει κάποιος ότι δεν του άρεσε η σειρά δεν είναι κάτι το τρομερό. Αν σας φαίνεται ότι κάποια άποψη προκαλεί υπάρχει το report button dont feed the troll dont flame the troll.

Το thread του topic είναι Naruto γενική συζήτηση. Ποστάρετε συμφωνα με αυτό.

[Seraphimon-T.K.]

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[Tea-chan]

^ Kuso, τζάμπα ανέβαζα τις εικόνες δέκα ώρες στο thread!

Αλλά ευχαριστώ από τα βάθη της καρδιάς μου, Seraphimon!

[Sora]

Ευχαριστω Seraphimon για το artbook. Υπαρχει και προηγουμενο Artbook? ΑΝ υπαρχει μπορεις να προσθεσεις καποιο link?