• From “Tracy Does Conan” (Season 1):
Liz: Why are you wearing a tux?
Jack: It's after six. What am I, a farmer?
• From “The Fighting Irish” (Season 1):
Tracy: So what’s your religion, Liz Lemon?
Liz: I pretty much just do whatever Oprah tells me to.
• From “The Source Awards” (Season 1):
Tracy: I’m just going through the classic stages of grief: fear, denial, horniness, wisdom, sleepiness and now depression.
Kenneth: What about anger?
Tracy: No! I don’t wanna do anger, and you can’t make me!
• From “Black Tie” (Season 1):
Jack: Lemon, I want to thank you. For showing me that I could have a pleasant evening with a woman my age.
Liz: I’m 12 years younger than you.
Jack: A woman your age, then.
Liz attempts to give Jenna advice.
Liz: You’ve already made up your mind about this, haven’t you?
Jenna: Oh, you’re right, Liz! I should go for it!
Liz: You’re not even listening, are you? Poop. Monkey butt.
Jenna: No, you’re a good friend, and thank you.
• From “The Break-Up” (Season 1):
Liz rebuffs a man’s advances at a bar.
Jenna: That guy wanted to buy you a drink!
Liz: Really? But I already have a drink. Do you think he’d buy me mozzarella sticks?
• From “Seinfeld Vision” (Season 2):
Jack: All of my summer replacement shows were big hits: America’s Next Top Pirate, Are You Stronger Than a Dog, MILF Island.
Liz: MILF Island?
Jack: Twenty-five super-hot moms, 50 eighth-grade boys, no rules.
Liz: Oh yeah, didn’t one of those women turn out to be a prostitute?
Jack: That doesn’t mean she’s not a wonderful, caring MILF.
• From “The Collection” (Season 2):
Jack: Lemon, I’m impressed. You're beginning to think like a businessman.
Liz: A businesswoman.
Jack: I don’t think that’s a word.
• From “Rosemary's Baby” (Season 2):
Jack: So what are you gonna do with your money? Put it into a 401(k)?
Liz: Yeah, I gotta get one of those.
Jack: What? Where do you invest your money, Lemon?
Liz: I’ve got like twelve grand in checking.
Jack: Are you an immigrant?
• From “Do-Over” (Season 3):
Liz prepares for a visit from an adoption agency.
Liz: I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider them erotica.
Jack: That man can wear a sweater.
• From “Larry King” (Season 3)
Liz: You ready for Larry King Live tonight?
Tracy: You know it. I cursed for three hours straight just to get it out of my system, you dumb bitch.
• From “Stone Mountain” (Season 4):
Frank: Tracy, did you hear? Fred Dawkins, the incredibly overweight guy Pac-Man was based off of, died.
Tracy: I will eat a bowl of cherries and some ghost meat in his honor.
• From “The Problem Solvers” (Season 4):
Liz: Do I look okay?
Cerie: That’s exactly how you look.