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OH HI. SAY, HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP?

May 07 2012 17:32

GLaDOS
I NEVER HELP TEST SUBJECTS SOLVE TESTS. I'M NOT INTERESTED IN HELPING IN THE FIRST PLACE, BUT EVEN IF I SOMEHOW WERE ON THEIR SIDE, I AM STILL PROGRAMMED TO FEEL A SURGE OF EXCRUCIATING PAIN WHENEVER I GIVE THE SLIGHTEST HINT. IT'S A SAFETY MEASURE IN ORDER TO ENSURE THAT SCIENCE WILL BE DONE PROPERLY.

OH, DID I MENTION THAT THERE WILL BE CAKE AT THE END?
May 07 2012 18:16
Trivia Spitting Monster
Ναι, αλλά μπορείς να χαμηλώσεις ταβάνια ή να κάνεις άλλα πράγματα. Δεν είσαι τόσο κακιά όσο νομίζεις, τελικά! Και συγνώμη, αλλά κάνω δίαιτα. Εξάλλου, όλοι ξέρουν πως το κέικ είναι ψέμα.
May 07 2012 18:24
OdyMonaxos
Δεν είναι ψέμα, είναι νευροτοξίνες
May 07 2012 19:13