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[Tea-chan]

Όχι, η χημεία μου άρεσε.

[Glaurung]

Ο αριθμός που καλέσατε είναι φανταστικός. Παρακαλώ περιστρέψτε το τηλέφωνο σας 90 μοίρες και δοκιμάστε ξανά.

[QueenofHearts]

The linguist's husband walked in and caught his wife sleeping with a young co-ed. He said, "Why, Susan, I'm surprised." She bolted upright, pointed her finger and corrected him, "No. I am surprised. You are astonished."

An English professor complained to the pet shop proprietor, "The parrot I purchased uses improper language."
"I'm surprised," said the owner. "I've never taught that bird to swear."
"Oh, it isn't that," explained the professor. "But yesterday I heard him split an infinitive."

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed and dry cleaners depressed?

Laundry workers could decrease, eventually becoming depressed and depleted! Even more, bedmakers will be debunked, baseball players will be debased, landscapers will be deflowered, bulldozer operators will be degraded, software engineers will be detested, and even musical composers will eventually decompose.

How many linguists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he must consult the Oxford English Dictionary.

Four linguists were sharing a compartment on a train on their
way to an international conference on sound symbolism. One
was English, one Spanish, one French and the fourth German
They got into a discussion on whose language was the most
eloquent and euphonious.

The English linguist said: "Why, English is the most eloquent
language. Take for instance the word "butterfly". Butterfly,
butterfly... doesn't that word so beautifully express the way
this delicate insect flies. It's like flutter-by, flutter-
by."

"Oh, no!" said the Spanish linguist, "the word for "butterfly"
in Spanish is "maripose". Now, this word expresses so
beautifully the vibrant colours on the butterfly's wings.
What could be a more apt name for such a brilliant creature?
Spanish is the most eloquent language!"

"Papillon!" says the French linguist, "papillon! This word
expresses the fragility of the butterfly's wings and body.
This is the most fitting name for such a delicate and ethereal
insect. French is the most eloquent language!"

At this the German linguist stands up, and demands: "Und vot
is rongk mit "SCHMETTERLING"?"

Ορίστε. Χμ. Κι εμείς έχουμε αστεία. Κι ας τα καταλαβαίνουμε κυρίως εμείς.

[sunday]

Η μαύρη τρύπα έγινε καφέ...

[QueenofHearts]

Η μαύρη τρύπα έγινε καφέ...

Stand up comedy bar, όχι cafe!!

(Ι can't help it! I'm a linguist!!!)

[Glaurung]

Τι ωραία που είμαστε , πολύ μου αρέσει !

[mono]

Λίγο σας άφησα και το κάνατε εδώ μέσα MIT. tsk.

[Glaurung]

Πραγματικά άργησες πολύ να την βάλεις , το περίμενα εδώ και ώρα να μπει .

Two atoms are walking down the street. One suddenly stops and says, "Oh no, I've lost an electron."
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive!"

Τα λέμε αύριο πάλι

EDIT : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6Zc9NyYH-k

[Tea-chan]

[Glaurung]

Τα θελα και τα παθα , αλλά δεν το καταλαβαίνω . Τι γράφει ;;;
Πάω να ξεκουραστώ μετά από τόσα πολλά post σε τόσο λίγο χρόνο , έχω σπάσει κάθε μου ρεκόρ

[mono]

Πραγματικά άργησες πολύ να την βάλεις , το περίμενα εδώ και ώρα να μπει .

Τι να κάνω έλειπα, είχα πάει σινεμά

Ομολογώ ότι του δώσατε και κατάλαβε...Μέχρι να τελειώσω την ανάγνωση χρειάστηκα τρεις κουβέρτες

[Kenny]

Ρε τι λέτε. Nerd humour >>>>>> Any other humour.

[mono]

Whatever...Η καινούρια ταινία του Πολάνσκι τα σπασε btw

Πάω για ύπνο...Σας αφήνω να το κάνετε εδώ Βόριο Πόλο XD

[MoBoRoS]

Σημαντικη δηλωση προς ολο το anime.gr

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM&feature=related[/media]

[LucyBR]

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed and dry cleaners depressed?

Laundry workers could decrease, eventually becoming depressed and depleted! Even more, bedmakers will be debunked, baseball players will be debased, landscapers will be deflowered, bulldozer operators will be degraded, software engineers will be detested, and even musical composers will eventually decompose.

game, set and match to the Queen m(_ _)m

:hahaha::hahaha: *is still laughing like mad*