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[Tenshi]

So You Want To learn Japanese...

[Katan]

Το είχα διαβάσει παλιά και ένα έχω να πω...αυτό θα πει καταστροφολογία για το τίποτα...

ναι είναι δύσκολο, αλλά όχι και έτσι...πιστεύω πως απλά απαιτεί σοβαρή ενασχόληση όπως κάθε "αντικείμενο"...

[PreToRiaN]

So You Want To learn Japanese...

not anymore

[Kenny]

Σαφώς και υπερβάλλει το κείμενο, αλλά αυτό είναι απαραίτητο στοιχείο στην παρωδία. Αν το διαβάσετε μέχρι το τέλος, το λέει:

Author's Note:This whole essay, although sprinkled with truisms here and there, is a joke and should be taken like one. I'm actually a Japanese major myself, and even if I've given it a bit of a hard time, I love the Japanese language, and I think everyone should give it a try.

You should just be ready for a whole lot of pain.

HAPPY LANGUAGE LEARNING!

Εγώ πάντως έλιωσα στα γέλια, ειδικά εδώ :

Depending on who you are speaking to your politeness level will be very different. Politeness depends on many things, such as age of the speaker, age of the person being spoken to, time of day, zodiac sign, blood type, sex, whether they are Grass or Rock Pokemon type, color of pants, and so on. For an example of Politness Levels in action, see the example below.

Japanese Teacher: Good morning, Harry.
Harry: Good Morning.
Japanese Classmates: (gasps of horror and shock)

The bottom line is that Politeness Levels are completely beyond your understanding, so don't even try. Just resign yourself to talking like a little girl for the rest of your life and hope to God that no one beats you up.

PS. Κάποιος mod να μου το στείλει στο "It's all about Japan".

Edited by Kenny, 10 May 2008 - 13:29.

[Tenshi]

Χαχα ναι ειναι φοβεροο οντως...μην βαριεστε να το διαβασετε μεχρι τελος...τα σπαει!!


Kαι ναι ηθελα να το βαλω στο Its Alla about japan αλλα τελευταια στιγμη αλλαξα γνωμη....

ΠΛΙΖ καπιος μοντ να αλλαξει θεση!!

[laraska]

ελιωσα απο τα γελια !!!


English Sentence:
Jane went to the school.

Same Sentence In Japanese:
School Jane To Went Monkey Apple Carbeurator.

[Tenshi]

χαχαχα..

btw....ωραιο signature!!! with the frog

[Loke]

Secondly, all Japanese people dress extremely well. This fits in with the larger Japanese attitude of neatness and order. Everything has to be in it's correct place with the Japanese, or a small section in the right lobe of their brain begins to have seizures and they exhibit erratic violent behavior until the messiness is eradicated. The Japanese even FOLD THEIR DIRTY CLOTHES. Sloppiness is not tolerated in Japanese society, and someone with a small wrinkle in their shirt, which they thought they could hide by wearing a hooded sweatshirt over it (possibly emblazoned with a catchy english phrase like "Spread Beaver, Violence Jack-Off!"), will be promptly beaten to death with tiny cellular phones.

fold their dirty clothes :hahaha:

[hachix山P]

αααααααααχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχα!
Ελιωσααααααα!Πολυ γελιο!

Despite what many language books, friends, or online tutorials may have told you, Japanese is NOT simple, easy, or even sensical (Japanese vocabulary is determined by throwing tiny pieces of sushi at a dart board with several random syllables attatched to it). TheJapanese spread these rumours to draw foolish Gaijin into their clutches.

αααααχαχαχαχα!
Αλλα ειλικρινα!δεν με πειθει καθολου στο να μην μαθω ιαπωνικα!
Πολυ καλο κειμενακι παντως!^^
Thanks!

[Adventurer]

LOOOOL! Υπερβολικα αστειο, πιο πολυ μου αρεσαν τα σχολια περι γραμματικης (ειχα αναρωτηθει για κατι τετοιο παλαιοτερα) και τα σχολια για τα Katakana και τα Kanji:hahaha:

[DeathGuard]

Θεικο!!Ειδικα το σημειο περι ευγένειας τα σπαγε!!!

[iloveL]

χα χα χα χα χα χα
ολο ειναι πολυ αστειο! και το Grammatical Structure και το Politeness Levels
χα χα χα χα χα χα χα χα χαχαχαχαχαχα


(δεν ειναι ολοι κοντοι.. ο Miyavi ειναι 1,85 lol lol)


(θελω να μαθω,θελω να μαθω! αλλα σοβαρα ειναι πακετο)

Edited by iloveL, 11 May 2008 - 16:04.

[Matu-san]

Μόλις με απέτρεψε να προσπαθήσω να μάθω την γλώσσα!
Καλά μην βαράτε! Μια πλάκα έκανα!!

[zerofox]

Pretty funny, still I hope people don’t get discouraged by this, its obvious that the author of this had some hard times trying to learn Japanese and wanted to get it out of his chest still just remember that quitters never win and winners never quit. It’s not that you can’t do this if you want, its weather you are able to work hard enough for it or not. Work hard and you can do anything even if it’s not perfect. And about the Japanese people laughing at people trying to speak Japanese its true but only at first after that they appreciate that u speak their language, and at the end who cares I am pretty sure u just want to read an see anime and manga . That is all, Fox out.

[katsaroulhs]

ξερει κανεις που μπορω να βρω καποιον που να κανει ιδιαιτερα γιαπωνεζικων?

και φροντιστηριο να ειναι δεν πειραζει...[μονο που αν ειναι δυνατον το φροντιστηριο να ειναι απο ραφηνα μεχρι αγια παρ.]

αν καποιος ξερει τον παρακαλω πολυ να μου απαντησει .




ευχαριστω οτι και να γινει παντως....