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Monty Pythons
#1
Posted 28 June 2006 - 09:07
Pragmatika einai polles oi skines apo M.P. pou tha mou meinoun aksexastes alla to skiniko stin gefira me tis 3 erwtiseis den tha to ksexasw pote MA pote.
-What's Ur Name?
-I am Arthur King Of The Britains
-What's Ur Porpose?
-I seek the Holy Grail
-What is the maximum speed of a Swollow with some weight ?(coconut an thimame kala ierosilia gia timoria prepei na tin dw 1453fores akoma)
-An African Or Europian Swollow?
-I Dont Know Ouuuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Gia osous den tin exoun dei tha tous fainonde kinezika alla gia osous exoun dei to skiNIko tha exoun liosei katw sto patoma apo ta gelia.
#2
Posted 28 June 2006 - 09:14
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: Am not.
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st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Who goes there?
King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Pull the other one!
King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?
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Holding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch]
King Arthur: How does it... um... how does it work?
Sir Lancelot: I know not, my liege.
King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments.
Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard: Amen.
All: Amen.
King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.
αυτά για αρχή.... :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
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#3
Posted 29 June 2006 - 09:13
τι μου θυμήσατε,δεν μπορούσα να συνέλθω από το γέλιο.απλά τέλεια σκηνή :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
noein-fate/stay night-otogizushi-jyuohsei κ.τ.λ..::. hajate's jrock pack.::.mazinger tv series+movies
#4
Posted 29 June 2006 - 12:14
Ειδικά εκεί με το άκακο κουνελάκι... :teeth:
«Ίσως ο Megatron να 'κανε τελικά το λάθος που θα με κάνει αρχηγό των Decepticons!»
#6
Posted 29 June 2006 - 12:53
Το έχω δει, ό,τι να 'ναι είναι η ταινία, πολύ γέλιο.
Ειδικά εκεί με το άκακο κουνελάκι... :teeth:
It's a BEAST i tell u with sharp claws and Bigth(tou petagonde ta salia)teeth.
#7
Posted 01 July 2006 - 10:21
__Αλλη αξεπέραστη σκηνή, ο ψευδός Πιλάτος στην "ζωη του Μπράιαν"... Δε μπορούσα να κρατηθώ απ' το γέλιο!! Τι τρελή ιδέα κι αυτή!! :laughing:
#8
Posted 01 July 2006 - 10:59
#9
Posted 03 July 2006 - 15:59
οι γαλλοι στρατιωτες που αρχιζουν το απιστευτο μπινελικι και στο τελος πετανε και την αγελαδα και οι ιπποτες που λενε NEE, NEE, NEE, NEE,NEE (σπαστικο ε?) :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
#10
Posted 04 July 2006 - 22:30
Απίστετη ατάκα όντως...
Τελικά το Αγγλικό χιούμορ μετράει ποιό πολύ απ'οτι νομίζουνε κάποιοι...
#11
Posted 05 July 2006 - 22:38
TΡΕΛΕΙΟ!!!!!!! We are the nights who say Nee!!
Απίστετη ατάκα όντως...
Τελικά το Αγγλικό χιούμορ μετράει ποιό πολύ απ'οτι νομίζουνε κάποιοι...
Not Nee
Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni
Not Nou
Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni
#12
Posted 06 July 2006 - 15:23
Ειναι... :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
#13
Posted 19 February 2008 - 03:57
#14
Posted 19 February 2008 - 11:56
παντως ειδα οταν μιλουσαν οι προηγουμενοι για monty pythons δεν αναφερθηκανε στην σειρα του BBC η και στο Life of Brian που ηταν και αυτη απιθανη ταινια, αλλα μονο στο Holy Grail
οσοι δεν εχετε δει το ,life of brian να τσακιστειται να το δειται και για λιγο αρκετααααααααα καμενο british humor η σειρα διατιθεται και στα videoclubs
We're not the knights who say nee, anymore...
We're now the knights who say: eke,eke,eke ukupatang zou poing:w00t:
#15
Posted 19 February 2008 - 12:52
και οτι χτηες το πρωι ελεγα στον Pretorian οτι πρεπει να το δει
τα θελατε και τα παθατε
οριστε λοιπον :
YouTube - Knights Who Say Ni
και εχει και δωρακι:
YouTube - Holy Grail - Killer Bunny
YouTube - Monty Python Holy Grail Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
YouTube - Monty Python and the Holy Grail - The Tale of Sir Galahad
YouTube - monty python-witch scene
YouTube - Monty Python And The Holy Grail- The Black Knight.
εχω κι αλλα να δωσω αλλα μετα ειναι ολη η ταινια
να σημειωθει σε αυτο το σημειο, οτι ο ιπποκομος του Αρθουρου, ειναι ο γνωστος πιστευω σκηνοθετης Τερι Γκιλιαμ